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How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it

Who is the best at adding numbers in hot weather?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones

What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
National Dyslexics Association

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?

Why don't ghosts have babies?
Because they have Halloweenies

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?