Women
Give them these five things
And they will give you everything
-- For a while.
They want you to make them laugh,
Forget nice and friendly and dull.
You must keep them confused, uncertain,
They never want what they can have easily.
Have poetic eyes and sensual hands,
A tight butt and a fair-sized crank.
They must feel safe, so have power,
Let them know you can protect them,
And be mostly always honest.
You must make their girlfriends envious,
So be somewhat rich and famous,
Or at least potentially on the verge.
Of course if they are really beautiful
All you have to do is mistreat them
And act like an arrogant bastard.