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How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it
Who is the best at adding numbers in hot weather?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
What do prisoners use to call each other?
What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
National Dyslexics Association
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Why don't ghosts have babies?
Because they have Halloweenies
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?