Why England is Superior to the USA


		Why England is Superior to the USA
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	1. Because English people can speak English. 2. Because when England hosts a world championship in sports, they actually invite other countries to compete. 3. Because when you are introduced to the British head of state, you only have to go down on one knee. (These were stated by John Cleese. If you have your own reasons, or wish to state the opposite, please email ArtsForge.)